Leave it to our friends at Mr. Skin to come up with some fresh news on what the future holds in terms of future celebrity skin in cinema, with some first-hand accounts from Sundance that That 70′s Show alum Laura Prepon will in fact be baring her funbags in the indie film, Lay the Favorite. 

Also in this week’s edition of the Mr. Skin Minute, Katherine Heigl of course not quite taking it off in One for the Money and Pollyanna McIntosh out on DVD and out of her clothes in The Woman. Enjoy.

I don’t normally like to post pictures of Tila tequila, she’s got to be one of the biggest attention whore’s out there and I don’t want to encourage her douchy behavior. That being said, she’s a fake titted broad with an awesome body and she’s rollerblading in what looks to be lingerie. I’m a weak, weak man.

Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pictures
Ana Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures
Jennifer Ellison Topless in Loaded Magazine

Punchalicious

Check out the full story of Demi’s 911 call and reports on exactly what she was smoking on TMZ.

It’s ball check time. And I’m not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I’m saying. 

May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You’re Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I’m speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.

That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we’d be remiss if we didn’t share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film. 

Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don’t forsake the jewels.

I was pretty sure I read the obituary for rollerblading in 2002, and even at that it held on for a couple years after everybody thought it was dead. The really lone exception to the death knell for roller blading is hot chicks in hardly any clothes; throw in a wardrobe malfunction like a delightful nip slip, and you have something worth keeping alive.

Friend of Egotastic! and all-around gamer Tila Tequila hit Malibu on blades today wearing what appeared to be her bra and panties, but who can be sure these days with these crazy kids. And, don’t you know, the combination of the elements and the lack of elements led to an unmistakable slippabe from Tila’s noteworthy front side. Definitely worth an ogle. Enjoy.

She’s actually the designer, not the model, but we just had to check out Zahia Dehar, the scandalous French teen recently caught up in the underage call-girls for soccer stars ring in France, now turned junior fashion designer, starting with what she knows best — naughty wear. You throw in the fact that Zahia is super hot her ownself, not to mention now completely legal, and you have one fashion show that men simply must virtually attend.

We’ve come to have a fondness in our heart for Zahia, the reformed teen hooker with the body of gold, and we can most definitely appreciate her sense of style, not to mention that ridiculous body underneath that style. Enjoy.

THE LAW SAYS ‘NO’, NATURE SAYS ‘OH, mY YES’

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I honestly can’t keep track of all the Argentinean hottie celebrity love triangles and boyfriend stealing and caught-sleeping with scandals. It’s like a veritable den of iniquity (and or Hollywood lifestyle) among the big soccer stars and the hot TV celebrities down Buenos Aires way.

But, suffice it to say, Big Brother contestant and TV personality Rocio Gancedo is involved in some sort of novio scandal at the moment, none of which compares to our scandalous feelings of seeing Rocio lose her top at the beach.

Let’s face it, unless we can see it, it’s just gossip. When we can see it, it’s Egotastic! Enjoy.

MAS ARGENTINEAN HOTNESS, ERIKA MiTDANK IN THIS MONTH’S HOMBRE MAG

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Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, my new shrink and a graduate of a prestigious online university, tells me that my ceaseless desire to suckle the melons of hot older women goes back to my childhood when my mother refused to nurse me once in a public shopping center while I cried out with hunger pains. Granted, I was eleven at the time, so mom felt awkward, but the childhood traumas do run deep.

And now I must live with a tightness in my jaw every time I see the amazingly hot for her age Rita Rusic prancing and posing along Miami beach where she does her near daily bikini waltzes like a temptress straight from the underworld, exhibiting her veteran sextastic and a body that makes me want to scream out, ‘Mama, I’m so hungry.’ And when Rita starts grabbing her crotch to adjust her bikini bottoms, I just want to cry out, ‘Need more towels here, please.’

Such a whirlwind of happy feelings this women brings upon me. Enjoy.

IT’S SIMPLY NOT RIGHT FOR a 51-YEAR OLD WOMAN TO BE DOING THIS TO BOYS

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You know how much we truly dig the Esquire magazine ‘Me in My Place’ bedroom-half-dressed pictorial sets. But when we get a chance to pit too underrated hotties in a battle of the boudoirs, well, our dig-level goes to volume fierce.

GILLIAN ZINSER, CUTE, HOT, INNOCENT, IN HER PLACE

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Gillian Zinser of 90210 took to the pages of Esquire to flash her sweet fine body, pitting her wares up against Guess model extraordinaire, Julia Lescova, a woman who makes a very healthy living for one precise reason — she’s hot. Quite an epic contest where every ogler is a winner, and ever long-time leerer quite sore in the morning. Enjoy.

JULIA LESCOVA GETS PAID TO LOOK HOT, AND SHE DOES HER JOB VERY WELL

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