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So, is Chloe Sevigny gonna be Lindsay Lohan’s 2009 scissoring partner or what? Actually, after doing some research (yes, we have a little too much time on our hands), that’s not the case. As of last night, Linds was out with lesbian sex-toy Sam Ronson getting sushi at Miami’s camera whore hotspot, Nobu.

The globetrotting couple (Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson) are in Miami Beach to host a New Year’s Eve bash at the semi-exclusive superclub Mansion.

Oh, and before we forget: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BASTARDS!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!

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Remember these? Kim & her booty-obsessed man-toy Reggie Bush took a vacation to the Dominican Republic earlier this year. And of course, it was all caught by the paps (who were flew in by Kim Kardashian’s agent).

Anyway, hope everyone’s ready for the big New Years Eve party later tonight. Remember to drink responsibly & please avoid breaking Bastardly’s #1 Rule: Don’t drink too much & be the guy who slept with the ugly girl to start off the year. That’s just bad karma for the rest of the year.

Does it really matter who this chick is or what she does for a living, besides, of course, looking extremely delicious in a bikini?!

Lesbianism isn’t being too kind to Lindsay Lohan. Here she is at Miami beach in a bikini and girl is almost Nicole Richie skinny. All that partying and leg wrestling with Sam is catching up with her. She better gain some weight fast because she’s going to need it to hold up those big ole titties.

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