If you’re like me and happen to find jobless skinny chicks with no upper lip, a lazy eye and fake boobs pretty f@#king hot, then these shots of Audrina Patridge’s big tits falling out of her bikini top in Hawaii should be right up your alley. If I had a job where all I did was lounge around on the beach drinking beers and working on my tan, I’d be a homeless man in southern California. Sexist double standard.

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