Britney Spears decided to put a shawl over head while departing LAX yesterday ’cause she’s wacky. Of course, when she does something like this everyone thinks it’s adorable. I do it, and Kiefer Sutherland’s attaching jumper cables to my nads. (Don’t drink with that guy.) Anyway, I’m pretty sure Britney’s sending a coded message to Adnan Ghalib to “start the jihad.” (Translation: Pop a wiener pill. Mama’s stopping by the wig store.)