LOLz!!

This is HIGHlarious!!

An Oklahoma woman was so desperate for cash, she used a pair of her underwear to disguise her face as she robbed a McDonald’s drive-thru. Watch the clip (above) as she reaches through the drive-thru window and steals cash out of the register!

So nasty! We just hope she used a clean pair!

Oprah wants to give Sarah Ferguson a second chance.

After the shame of being caught on camera for trading royal access for cash, Oprah has decided to offer the Duchess of York her very own TV show, which would air on Oprah’s new network, launching in January.

A source says:

“Oprah made the call this week. They spoke in person and, for Sarah, the offer is a ray of light at the end of a very dark tunnel. Oprah has known Sarah for some time and the Duchess went on Oprah’s show to explain herself after her most recent scandal. Oprah has always been impressed by Sarah’s ability to pick herself up and reinvent herself. She feels Sarah will be someone viewers of her new channel will be able to relate to on many levels — she’s a divorcee, a working mother, someone who has made some very public mistakes and a woman who, like Oprah, constantly battles with her weight. Oprah was impressed by Sarah’s ability to face up to her errors and to apologize publicly for them. Americans love people who reinvent themselves and Oprah believes Sarah can do that on the new network. Sarah also believes her chances of finding meaningful work in Britain are negligible and she has always felt more accepted in America. The idea would be for her to be based in New York so that she could return to England regularly to see the Princesses. At the end of the day she needs to earn a living.”

This is such a great opportunity for the Royal Fergie! We hope she doesn’t mess it up!!

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Check out their just-released video for Yes (above)!

Uh, oh!

Dr. Dre is being sued for $1.2 million by Paramount Recording Studios for allegedly failing to pay for studio time!

The lawsuit claims that he didn’t pay for the use of a recording studio between April 2009 and June 2010 and that he promised to pay the amount by July 13 2010, but he didn’t do that, either!

Get it together, Dre!

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She’s going to give Judge Judy a run for her money!

Nancy Grace has a new court show coming out, and they are employing all kinds of crazy technology to show that they aren’t messing around!

Swift Justice With Nancy Grace will feature the anchor acting as judge, jury, and litigator as she deals with people’s legal concerns and attempts to get their issues resolved – and sometimes, they won’t even be there on set with her, but via video-chat!

Executive Producer Joe Terenzio explains:

“I created this show with the idea that people’s emotions in the midst of these disputes would come through. The format was always built around the idea that this would be a much freer arena for people to express their opinions and feelings. For Nancy, it just comes naturally. Because of Nancy’s experience as a prosecutor, she took to the set as if it were a courtroom. We reach out to America and settle cases with people sitting in front of their computer screens.”

CTD’s president of development and creative affairs, Terry Wood, continues:

“On this show, Nancy gets to address a wide range of topics, and that lets viewers really get the whole Nancy Grace. We’re not doing news stories; we’re talking about what happens to people in everyday life. Viewers will get to see so many more sides of Nancy, from her compassion and curiosity to her humor. When you have someone like Nancy who is that good at connecting with people, you have to let her go and do her thing. You have to let her go with her instincts. It’s very dynamic and unpredictable, but you know that you are going to walk away with great moments.”

Great moments, indeed!

We can only imagine the kind of crazies that gurlfriend is going to have to deal with on this mess!

Sounds inneresting though!!

What do U think?? Do U want to watch more Nancy Grace??

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This is why you don’t spend money you don’t have, people!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice has publicly denied her $11 million debt and her home’s impending foreclosure, but just because you can pretend everything’s fine doesn’t make it true, and girlfriend is going to have to learn that the hard way!

An auction house has just released news that they’ll be holding a Bankruptcy Auction at the reality star’s home for their belongings, scheduled for August 22nd, and they’ve listed ALL the items going!

Ouch!

The list includes:

* Schaefer & Sons Grand Piano
* Wolf 48″ Stainless Steel Range
* 1080 Pure 42″ LCD Television
* Chippendale Style Arm Chair & Pair of Oversized Candle Sticks
* Pair of Shell Leaf Carved Crest Leather & Fabric Sofas
* Round Pine Kitchen Table & 8 Upholstered Tudor Style Chairs
* Four Section Center Seating Group
* 6′ Ceramic Satsuma Temple Urn
* Large Gilt Frame Wall Mirror
* Greek Revival Style Round Occassional Tables
* Demi Lune Scrolled Base Table
* Decorative Fireplace Accessories
* Panasonic Viera Oversized LCD Television
* Dark Finish King Size Bedroom Set
* Oversized Wall Mirror & Kidney Shaped Vanity Table
* Love Seat, Upholstered Arm Chairs & Area Rug
* Credenza, Mirror & Decorative Items
* Connelly Antique Style Pool Table
* Mahogany Poker Table & Chairs
* Mahogany Home Bar & Stools
* Faux Marble Chess Set
* Foosball Table
* Suit of Armour
* Bar Height Gaming Table
* Chandeliers
* Chandelier & Sconces 1
* Chandelier & Sconces 2
* Chandelier & Sconces 3
* Framed Paintings
* GE Monogram Stainless Steel LPG Grill
* Sea-Doo Bombardier X20 Jet Boat
* New Holland LS190 Skid Steer
* Tandem Axle 10′ Dump Trailer
* Fisher 28100 X-Blades Stainless Steel Snow Plow

Who wants to bet that Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Danielle Staub is going to be seated front and center at that shiz, buying all of their tacky ass fine things before she abducts a street urchin and forces him to enter The Cave of Wonders. You know, because she needs a ‘diamond in the rough’ to get that effing lamp.

Oh wait, wrong super villian! Our bad!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Isn’t Danielle Staub actually Jafar from Aladdin??

Holy shiz!

Check out this amazing video of a pilot ejecting himself from the aircraft just before it crashed! And The Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive” was playing for bystanders!

You can’t make it up!

We hope not!

Stripper Raven Isis is claiming that she and Amy Winehouse‘s new boyfriend Reg Traviss have been sleeping together up until last week!

Raven also said that they were “madly in love” until she dumped him a few days ago!

An insider reveals:

“Amy was fuming with the stripper and is not one to take things lying down, if you’ll pardon the expression. She wanted to know from Reg exactly who this ‘bird’ was as she won’t be taken for a mug. Reg insisted he was innocent, and Amy heard him out. She’s sticking by her man. She had better not come face to face with the stripper though. It will be war.”

We wouldn’t want to eff with Amy!

A friend of Reg’s adds, “It’s nonsense. They split up ages ago, but Raven has refused to accept that he’s with Amy now. He is adamant that he has never two-timed Amy with her.”

Good!

We think Reg is really good for Amy and we’re sure something like this would send her flying off the deep end again!

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The IRS has filed a $269,965 tax lien against former West Wing star Rob Lowe and his wife Sheryl Berkoff. That’s right, Rob, even aspiring movie moguls have to pay their taxes.

Here’s what Rob’s publicist Alan Nierob had to say on the subject:

“I checked with my client and he knows nothing whatsoever about this and has not been contacted by anyone in reference to this matter.”

We still are laughing at you believe in you, Rob! Taxes are for losers anyway.

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Such a touching video!

Congratulations, Darrelle London!