That’s right, somehow Heidi Montag has become the hot one from The Hills. Whitney Port looks like a pathetic hippy, Lauren Conrad is a stepford wife and Audrina Patridge is pretty hot but Heidi has a better boob job. I could be bias because I definitely have a type. Whenever I fill out online dating applications, because I’m a lonely blogger, they always ask me what words best describe what I’m looking for. The answer is always the same. Fake Boobs… Still no responses

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