I’m sure you’re as surprised as I am to learn that Tila Tequila was a Barnes and Nobles the other day trying to sign copies of her new instructional book ‘Hooking up with Tila Tequila‘. I don’t need a book to tell me how to do that, all you need are your shots to be up to date and a camera crew. If you’ve got someone on your Christmas list looking for some slutty Asian chick’s shitty book with a giant X marked in it, now you know where to look

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