Motherhood seems to agree with Jessica Alba, here she is doing a Campari Swimsuit Calendar looking pretty damn good. I’m not an expert but if you want my opinion I’d have to say less dudes more boobs. Melons are delicious on their own why ruin them with sausage. Jessica Alba’s tits and booze have been on the top of my Xmas list for years… Fingers crossed.

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