It’s been a slow day filled with all kinds Golden Globe Awards pictures so I needed to get back to my roots and post some bikini pictures. Unfortunately, all the big stars had better things to do so all I’ve got are some lame shots of “The Hills” nobody Whitney Port hanging out on the beach in Miami filming scenes for her latest rotten MTV reality show “The City.” When will these girls learn that you need to lose the top if you’re going to get anywhere in this business? I should be an agent.

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